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Hetalia according to my sister by Amaii-Shiawase Hetalia according to my sister by Amaii-Shiawase
I just put down a bunch of characters and asked her who she thought they were.
Her output after finding out who everyone was in order:

France-The mOoOooOoooOOooves liek Jaggaaarrrrrrr.

Sealand-BITCH!

Latvia-I stand by my statement.

England-How the fuck should I know that he is England, I can´t see his teeth!

America-What! That is not America. That guy is too nerdy to be an American. He needs to have, like a football swoopy haircut.
Be buff as FUCk. And maybe have gonorrhea or something.

Russia-Well, I could see that being Russia because of the nose. But somebody else has big noses too, who was it? Oh yeah, JEWISH PEOPLE.

South Italy-You can tell, cause hes FAT. Well, hes gunna be fat the way hes chowing down.

Finland-Where the fuck is Finland? °After seeing map°
Oh, Thats Finland on the map? Wow thats pretty big. OH its norway! I thought they were a little Island that was destroyed after the vikings!
Wow my head hurts.

China-NO THAT IS NOT CHINA. You cant have long hair in China, its illeagle! They throw you in jail and slit your throat or something.
If they had wanted me to know that was China he would be holding a dog and taking a bite out of it, or something.

Canada-Yeah, I think maple trees make people GAY

Austria-Hey, isn't that your country? NO. That guy looks fucking angry, and that would make me say, ´´Hmm, maybe I DONT wanna go there, cause that guy looks like he would want to beat me and my family.``

Belarus-°Sees another map° THATS BIG TOO! You know, when im in class and they show us a map, I see china and fucking europe. Not things like Burlesque or whatever the fuck!

Prussia-Hes really dirty, was it dirty there? He needs to wash his face.

Japan-NOBODY HAS SQUARE EYES, ESPECIALLY NOT ASIAN PEOPLE.

Spain-but spain isnt that happy. Are they? Oh, acctually they do grow alot of pot.

Hungary-DUDE I CALLED IT! Cause i was thinking, all the girls in hungary had big boobs. All the girls in Hungary were fierce and ate alot of bread.

Lithuania -Did something happen in Lithuania? maybe I hit my Lithuania when I fell yesterday.

Poland-I dont really know anything about Polish people. Are they really that angry? How did they not stop Germany in WWII?
Way to not live up to my expectations. Poland you disgrace me.
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Gay4Brae Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I hereby find this to be hilarious. Why, some may ask? Because I have a sense of humor. And on that note I leave you to all boil and hate over some stupid interpretation of characters based off of simple images of a show a person has never seen before. Adding on top of that the fact that she was not the one to create the stereotypes, and only knew of them, and as such was guessing based off of said stereotypes. GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.


And women.
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RyokyoLoverFTW Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
That was extremely racist. Your sister has a very questionable sense of humor. From the amount of hate she is getting from this, I'd say you should consider taking it down, for your sister's sake and everyone else's.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hello, yes. I have considered taking this down before ( the only reason I really added it those two or so years ago was the fact that she urged me to) however, as triggering as it is, I cannot seem to do it. As soon as I began receiving messages outlining how ignorant and racist she is, I told her. I told her, and have continued to tell her everything, thus far, that has been said for her, and against her. Instead of being angry or embarrassed, she's glad that she has been able to make some--even a small amount of people-- interested by this. You see, not EVERYONE who has taken notice of this has hated it; in fact, I would even go as far as to say that the majority has either been neutral, or positive. THis does not excuse the fact that it is very offensive and I really am planning on removing it, but you must keep in mind that Hetalia is a show BASED off of widely spread stereotypes. If anything, I believe that she was merely perpetuating the stereotype of ignorant Americans, herself; not to mention the fact that she was labeling based off of other widely spread stereotypes that have become so terribly prominent in American culture. I apologize if I have offended you in any way, as I know you planned for your response to help me. 
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BlackLotus29 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
/start rant

You know I'm sorry about my reaction, I do have to let it out. but I really want to bash your "sister's" face in the pavement. No offense but that was rather offensive of her. especially the part about Canada and Gay. Gay is a word that should never be used as a way to demean someone or a Country. Canada's a great place to live in we allowed gay marriage since 2005 while we are not perfect WE CARE about human rights, Your sister's word really make her sound like a *censored* little prat. She needs to grow up and open her eyes to the world around her there are OTHER things going in the world than her American Egostitical backward views.

/end rant.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
/start response (?)

Please do not apologize for your opinion; it is entirely valid and I agree wholeheartedly. Believe me, I am one who often finds herself in similar situations; therefore I relate to your position. Yes, it certainly /was/ offensive- it was meant to be a joke. Although that does not in any way condone the triggering descriptions she used in her manner of speaking, I do believe that it should be considered in your perception of her character. I, as well, have often chastised her for her use of the term 'gay' as a demeaning adjective; however, having been raised in a strict religious environment, her views on homosexuality are often obfuscated by the egregious religious teachings that homosexuality is a sin. Personally, I admire Canada's decision to allow marriage rights regardless of the sexes of the involved parties. My "sister" (it's been awhile since I called her that, ha)does not hold any contempt for Canada as a whole; if anything, it is her bigotry that is her largest downfall. Her claims did make her sound ignorant and, likely as a "prat" (I...am not entirely certain what this means- but I will assume it is similar to 'bigoted fool'?). I understand that you are irate, however, in all risk of offending you, I will say that I believe you have misjudged her based on a group of successive claims she made when she was not in her right mind. Many Americans- especially the pious sort, sadly- do fall into the category of "American Egotistical"; my sister is no exception to this rule. However, you too are setting stereotypes by claiming that this is the main factor of her character. She is so much more than that, and, at the risk of sounding boorish or impertinent, I desire that you refer to her in that way instead of making audacious claims of your desires to "bash [her] face into the pavement". At the risk of offending you further, that was a rather immature thing to say.

Your opinion is valid and I respect it entirely. Although, allow me to critique the way that you claimed you wanted to inflict physical harm on an individual whom you have judged entirely on one instance of dry humor; it honestly took a lot away from your very strong argument. IF you actually read all of this loquacious drabble, then thank you- I suppose. And I hope that you will forgive her, despite her bigotry, she's actually a very wonderful person who I have grown to love as if she were my real family. :) I hope you will forgive my rudeness- no hard feelings?

/end verbose response (?)
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BlackLotus29 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
Don't worry i'm not offended it was done on the heat of the moment because my brother is gay and well I usually have that reflex to say such things(bashing their face in) to people when they say things like that. As for the American thing wasn't saying she was like that only that it made her look like that (I Think) That was my original thought anyway but the rant maybe got the better of me.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
It's actually quite funny, as I identify as a lesbian. I understand such inclinations; I have felt them at times as well. Yes, I understand your intentions in invoking the aforementioned stereotype- she did sound like that, but I was mostly feeling sympathy for her, and others alike her, as they cannot control the amount of misinformation and lack of education in American schools- especially religious ones. Rants tend to do that, but that isn't always a bad thing! The heat of the moment is when we are the most honest, and that makes your words important. In fact, I encourage you to continue speaking your mind; it's one of our most prominent privileges as humans, and I believe that we should use it to the best of our advantages ^^
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JesslaBleh Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Oh goodness, I laughed so hard at her output of America! Geez, these were all funny :D
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah, she´s really silly!
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JesslaBleh Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Lol, seems so! :D
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Eripmav-darkness Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Student Writer
I have one question: Has she watched Hetalia before? (I read the other comments and I don't want to be mean. My sister is 21 and she's annoying as hell XD)
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
No, she hasn´t haha
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Eripmav-darkness Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Student Writer
That's makes alot of sense ^_^ That's all XD
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RockyGems Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
...How old is this kid?
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
She was almost 18 then; but 19 now.
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RockyGems Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh sweet Jesus. She does us Americans shame.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I don´t think so. Although she genuinely did not know these places, it was more so the fault of the school system that she didn´t learn of them, is it not? Not only that, if you were to meet her, she is funny, bright, beautiful, and extremely talented. ^^ Sorry for the length of this; I just really, really love her...
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RockyGems Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Sorry. It just makes me mad when Americans travel to other countries and act like that. I've lived overseas on American bases all my life, so I know firsthand that a few rude Americans can ruin people's opinion of America.
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MouseyGothicBells Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconsadamericaplz: a goober?
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SkyStar12 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(crap)
Canada: T-that's nothingggg...she called me gay!
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MouseyGothicBells Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
America: :iconhahaplz:
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SkyStar12 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Canada: .....-sits into the emo corner- BY THE WAY. HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH JUSTIN BEIBER AND 1 DIRECTION. ME AND ENGLAND CAME UP WITH IT.
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MouseyGothicBells Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
America: :iconsadamericaplz: For your information! I rather LIKE One direction!
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SkyStar12 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
England: America, it was a practical joke. You know, about half of your American population wants to go live in London now!!!You know, I heard one of the plane trips ONLY HAD AMERICAN GIRLS IN THERE!!!!!NO BUISNESS MEN OR ANYTHING! JUST.AMERICAN.GIRLS.WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL.

Canada: I have to agree with England. 1 Direction is kind of horrible...
England: And that's saying something from a male who's quiet,calm, shy, and the works.
(I'm sorry if you like 1 Direction in real life.)
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MouseyGothicBells Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(xDD Ah, its ok. and yes i am a directioner lol.)
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SkyStar12 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Canada and U.K : Sorry America. But One Direction was a joke.

( Okay. I really don't like One Direction, because lots of fangirls literally FORCE me to listen it.)
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SkyStar12 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsadcanadaplz: that's nothingggg...s-she called me gay!
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Invader-Mika7 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconwthplz: well that's sertainly.... Interesting? <:D ( da fu-?!? I'm German! TT^TT :iconbigbabyplz: )
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dibstah Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow. o.o She doesn't watch it much does she? I admit is is somewhat humorous though. :D I was in her shoes when I saw the plz icons. It all started with the Germanyplz one and I was like: "What?" So I understand.

And I wish I could agree with her about America. With his looks but I like him the way he is, but he is just I dunno too obnoxious? XD I'm Texan. And yes Austria can be strict in the show. But he is a wonderful pianist ^^

But America is my fav character.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
-My apologies, I cannot recall why I never answered this-
Not often, she has seen a few episodes of the series when I have watched them.

She seems to assume that he is embodying the actual styles of America in today´s eyes. One thing I do not understand, is the fact that he eats so much fast food. Fast food trend arose fairly recently, so it is rather unorthodox for it to appear in his characteristics considering that it was WWII. But I digress: I live currently in New Hampshire, but I belong in Hallstatt ^^ Austria´s characterization seems very likely for the time period, we had not become very modernized then, so we had this Victorian state of mind in that time. It may sound odd, but he actually acts shockingly similar to my real Father Ö

I suppose that my favorite character would be Liechtenstein of Lithuania :) All three of the Baltic nations are sweet though.
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dibstah Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well the anime is stereotype. XD The only problems I have with the show is it is more adult (Profanity and sexual content) and there are hardly any serious bits in it. But it's more of a comedy.
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maineshoe Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I, as an American, can't believe how arrogant she is. I'm 18 as well, but I know for a fact that we here in America do NOT just learn about our country. In my school, it's required to take World History. Freshman year (um, high school haha, weird American school system) I had "Western Civilization". In that class, I pretty much learned of the early European, to the Renaissance, through World War I and II. Actually, they teach us American History pretty much at a young age. I believe the 6th year of school for me is a big time. But in my current school system, I only have taken an American history class once and it was required. Most of American history here is required for us to graduate (I had to learn about the Constitution one year, general history the next, and then its economy last year).

I actually...quite enjoy learning about other countries. I use to know all the provinces of Canada, and even all the countries in Africa. By heart. I learned about China, Africa and the Middle East one year in school. This year, I only have two Social Studies classes with history--World Geography and World Affairs. Geography is self-explanatory, but with Affairs...I'm learning about news all over the world. Not just America.

What really boils me is that outside of America...no one really knows the states. When I tell people I live in Wisconsin, they always ask me "Where is that?" and I mention how it's north of Chicago. It IRRITATES me when people say "Isn't that Canada?" No. Jeeze. American History is very interesting, especially w/ the revolutionary (which is horribly portrayed in the show, the British would've beaten our asses if it wasn't for France and Prussia helping us) and the Civil War is also an interesting topic.

Yes, we practically do show our noses into everyone's business, but we're a powerful country and want to help everyone. I really don't like America, but I'm not ashamed to say I came from there. I'm quite an intelligent person and some of the comments said by people on this picture actually frustrated me. However, I guess there won't ever be peace.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Alright, wherever do I begin to explain this... Well, first and foremost, I DO live in America. Currently, where I reside, history is not looked upon often in Elementary school. When middle school arrives, your first year is spent learning mainly about Africa and the Middle East. Seventh grade is basically about Native America (Customs, beliefs, etc.) And your eight grade is an American History class.

Currently, I am an Austrian Transfer-Freshman student living in America,(New Hampshire; Just as reference.)We are able to choose from 4 different classes, each spanning one semester until our Junior year. These classes include, Global Studies:Africa, Global Studies: Central Europe, American government, and Global Studies:Latin America. The girl who was answering these questions took the Africa studies class, as she had so enjoyed it as a sixth grader. That is the reason as to why she could not tell the history of these mainly European nations.

For my second point of interest, I actually think that being taught the states is quite prevalent, at least in the places to which I have been. Personally, I had been home-schooled, so I cannot be positive; However I do think that it is a required Austrian teaching, naming the states, that is.

Why ever should you feel ashamed about? I loved this country enough to study the language on my own accord and suffer apart from my family for all this time just to further expand my knowledge on this enigmatic land. Please, I hope you do not find me to be too stern with you; It is just that you speak very well, it became a bit difficult for me to keep up with without an in depth translation ^^; And please, do not lose hope that peace will come! You say that you are an intelligent person, so you must know what a powerful and interesting organ our mind is, yes? It has the power to change our point of view on matters such as this! If you believe that there will be peace, then it is bound to happen, one way or another. And it shall come all the faster if you urge it along, and do not become discouraged :)
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Polskot Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
I'm from Poland, i wish the japanese spent more time on the polish part of history put into hetalia and poland was in the allies, the first allies were poland france and england. Polish people love horses i have 5, my boyfriend loves the colour pink but he doesn't wear skirts. The reason why poland was had massive damage taken in ww2 was that england and france agreed to help if poland was attacked, when poland was attacked by nazis france and england didn't do anything, then the soviet union attacked because of the a pact the had with the nazis so having 2 superpowers attack you is hard enough. hope that explains a bit more about poland.
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Greeceskitty Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here, greece should be in the allies since greece was in WWII.
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ACE997x13 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
the only two she got right are canada and japan. prussia is sick and dying england? england is australia? does she watch it?
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
No, Not at all XD She may have seen a few episodes when I have watched it, however she really has little idea of what it is.
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ACE997x13 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
just wait til she gets to 8th grade history. hetalia comes in handy.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I agree, although she is almost 18, not almost 13 ^^;
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ACE997x13 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
ooohhhhhh. nevermind then, history is now my favorite. thank you hetalia
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SakuraKotir Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011
...
I feel smart
(no offense)
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
No, it is fine! She was just trying to be funny with a lot of what she said, anyways.
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ShadowinEX Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
POLAND HAS BLUE EYES?

But this makes me laugh sooooo hard eUe Oh ignorance.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Yes, I was quite surprised when she said his eyes were blue! I thought, ´´Gracious, she can tell China is a man at first sight, but she is unable to see the colour of Poland's eyes?!``
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ShadowinEX Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
SILLY GIRL
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Karenin-Akbash-07 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconfacepalmplz: I would say that this was the one of the most stupid things I ever read, but I won't because a friend just asked me why the mountains are colder than other places, even thought they are closer to the sun....
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Sorry ^^; She went too far trying to be funny and ridiculous
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LikaPoland Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011
F**ck I don't know that I want to understand this... I would never expect that austrian people are so ignorance.... maybe your sister should read something in internet, wikipedia and stop being so.... stupid.
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Amaii-Shiawase Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Actually, she is not an Austrian, she is an American. The daughter of my American host family whom I refer to as sister so that I will not miss my biological older sister who still lives in Austria. I am so very sorry if it had offended you in any way, she was trying to be funny and went too far, she regrets it terribly as well :(
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LikaPoland Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011
Thank you for your explaintation. So the stereotype about American are kinda true. They know only where USA is. Sorry If I was too harsh. It's just makes me mad that someone have a laugh to other's countries. :( Even Himaruya show my country only in negative/stupid way. Hetalia is humorous I I love hetalia but that fandom sometimes goes too far....
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