I just put down a bunch of characters and asked her who she thought they were.
Her output after finding out who everyone was in order:
France-The mOoOooOoooOOooves liek Jaggaaarrrrrrr.
Latvia-I stand by my statement.
England-How the fuck should I know that he is England, I can´t see his teeth!
America-What! That is not America. That guy is too nerdy to be an American. He needs to have, like a football swoopy haircut.
Be buff as FUCk. And maybe have gonorrhea or something.
Russia-Well, I could see that being Russia because of the nose. But somebody else has big noses too, who was it? Oh yeah, JEWISH PEOPLE.
South Italy-You can tell, cause hes FAT. Well, hes gunna be fat the way hes chowing down.
Finland-Where the fuck is Finland? °After seeing map°
Oh, Thats Finland on the map? Wow thats pretty big. OH its norway! I thought they were a little Island that was destroyed after the vikings!
Wow my head hurts.
China-NO THAT IS NOT CHINA. You cant have long hair in China, its illeagle! They throw you in jail and slit your throat or something.
If they had wanted me to know that was China he would be holding a dog and taking a bite out of it, or something.
Canada-Yeah, I think maple trees make people GAY
Austria-Hey, isn't that your country? NO. That guy looks fucking angry, and that would make me say, ´´Hmm, maybe I DONT wanna go there, cause that guy looks like he would want to beat me and my family.``
Belarus-°Sees another map° THATS BIG TOO! You know, when im in class and they show us a map, I see china and fucking europe. Not things like Burlesque or whatever the fuck!
Prussia-Hes really dirty, was it dirty there? He needs to wash his face.
Japan-NOBODY HAS SQUARE EYES, ESPECIALLY NOT ASIAN PEOPLE.
Spain-but spain isnt that happy. Are they? Oh, acctually they do grow alot of pot.
Hungary-DUDE I CALLED IT! Cause i was thinking, all the girls in hungary had big boobs. All the girls in Hungary were fierce and ate alot of bread.
Lithuania -Did something happen in Lithuania? maybe I hit my Lithuania when I fell yesterday.
Poland-I dont really know anything about Polish people. Are they really that angry? How did they not stop Germany in WWII?
Way to not live up to my expectations. Poland you disgrace me.